True "Anatomy Humour"

These exchanges ACTUALLY took place between classmates of mine:

During dissection of the eye..
a: "how big should the incision be?"
b: "I'm not sure, I guess you'll... just have to eyeball it"

While reviewing the upper limb..
a: "I'm kinda confused about where some of these tendons go."
b: "Would you like me to... give you a hand?"

Bah-dum-dum.