If It Isn't One Thing....

I seem to have bad luck when it comes to cleaning my apartment. I usually manage to either burn myself (see previous post: "A Warning about Warning Labels), create a sort of mini-flood, break something, or cut myself. Today I decided to take initiative and clean my kitchen (just a simple sweep and mop.. or so I thought). I successfully managed to get the kitchen clean without any major mishaps, and went to go pour out the mop bucket into the toilet. As I poured the liquid, I suddenly noticed/remembered there had been a rag in the mop bucket. As I went to grab for it, the toilet flushed itself and my rag disappeared into the black hole of the toilet bowl. For the time being, I'm just short one rag.. but I'm quietly anticipating some sort of gurgle-and-explosion from the distant recesses of toilet-world. Anything else just wouldn't make sense.