Highlights of the Week

Forget about being PC
"The Clarke, you know...to use layman's terms, that's where all the crazies go... (pause) I'm allowed to say that, I'm schizophrenic"
-patient with schizophrenia to my classmates

So THAT's why they stay late in the labs...
"One of my graduate students made this (rope and elastic contraption).
No, it's not an S&M device" -Prof in 8am lecture

"Reality" TV
Seminar leader: "They've known for a while that cigarette smoking reduces the rate of inflammatory diseases. Very recently it was determined to be due to the carbon monoxide"
Me: "Cool! That was on House a few weeks ago"