Are You Calling Me Fat?

While at a market today, I saw some skirts I liked. When I picked one up, I realized that it was rather small and asked the clerk if it was a kid's size. He told me that in fact it was adult size, and "one size fits all". I figured I may as well check, so I tried the skirt on over the skirt I was already wearing. I managed to pull the skirt up but it was most definitely too tight, as an old man passing me was quick to point out. Now, I know I'm not tiny, but I'm also not huge.. and as I handed the skirt back to the clerk, he just shrugged. Clearly... it was more of a "one size fits some" and clearly, he was calling me fat. Good thing I'm not a teenage girl.